Hospital regulations require a wheel chair for patients being discharged. That will be $500." At the end of the interview the Admiral asked him, “Do you notice anything different about me?” She’s laid on a hospital trolley bed with nothing on, except a sheet over her. More jokes about: hospital, medical, memory, money, old people. After he saved the man's life, the doctors are impressed and think that his mental health is getting much better. jokes about dentists. That's wonderful! Dr. Young: "But this is only $500..." Dr. Geezer: "Congratulations!

So she raised his gown, moved her hand to find and grab his penis and testicle, moved it all around, checked very closely and suddenly man ejaculated on nurse’s hand. by Kayla Yandoli. You wear contact lenses.” A nurse announced to the first man, "Congratulations, you’re the father of twins." You’re the father of triplets." Nurses and doctors, knowing all this either try to ignore your whining entirely and just do their job, while others try to add some optimism to the situation by making you laugh with hospital puns, funny stories and various sorts of jokes. There he ravishes her and makes passionate love to her for about 2 hours till he is tranquilized, and the lady taken to hospital. Tony: "Thanks!

Quick, Funny Jokes! No one tells me sh*t."A man has a heart attack and is brought to the hospital emergency room. I couldn’t help but notice you are missing your starboard ear, so I don’t know whether this impacts your hearing on that side.” That, my friends, is a positive attitude!A man is strolling past the mental hospital and suddenly remembers an important meeting.


The patient holds up his wrist and says, "I suppose I'd just look at my watch. Moral of story: Just because you're "Young" doesn't mean that you can outsmart an old "Geezer "A young Naval Officer was in a terrible car accident, but due to the heroics of the hospital staff the only permanent injury was the loss of one ear. Somehow he managed to mumble in reply, "Can I feel your tits, then?"

The old laday in her weak voice said, "Norma Findlay, Room 302.

He puts the sheet back and then walks away and talks to another man in a white coat. “OOPS!”Peter: "Your secretary is very sexy..." "The patient outraged starts yelling "What? An young nurse came to cleanse his body with sponge. The man can't help but be impressed by this demonstration, and sets his watch accordingly. “I’m OK but I didn’t like the four-letter-word the doctor used in surgery,” he answered. 21 jokes about hospitals. The bad news is that, the patient Mr. John, whom you have saved, hung himself in the toilet, and died." The Master Chief answered, “Why yes.

"A beautiful young girl is about to undergo a minor operation.
This is Gasoline!"

Dr. Young (after having lost $1000) leaves angrily and comes back after several more days.

We all know that social workers are bleeding hearts and the lawyer's probably never used his. BuzzFeed Staff. LOLing for days.

Jokes about eyesight. Withdrawing a slide rule from his pocket, the patient calculates rapidly, then swiftly packs up all his tools and turns back to the pedestrian, saying, "It is now precisely 3:29 pm, provided today is August 16th, which I believe it is." Dr. Young: "My eyesight has become weak I can hardly see!"

David jumped in and saved him, and the medical director came to know of his heroic act.

However, while working as a student nurse, I found one elderly gentleman already dressed and sitting on the bed with a suitcase at his feet, who insisted he didn't need my help to leave the hospital.

Nurse could not bear a patient concerned so much. The third interview was with the Marine Gunnery Sergeant .

Her friend, deeply concerned, visits her the next day.

I told the doctor I broke my leg in two places. Before he leaves, he says to the patient, "That was really quite remarkable, but tell me, what do you do on a cloudy day, or at night, when the stick casts no shadow?" So the doctor says "Well, we were in such a rush we amputated the wrong leg.. Calling out to the patient, the man says, "Pardon me, sir, but do you have the time?" You've got your taste back. Medical Doctor Jokes << We have over 150 Categories of Jokes on our Main ... At a mental hospital you have to show improvement to get out. I'm sorry. One day the Admiral was interviewing two Navy Master Chiefs and a Marine Gunnery Sergeant for his personal staff. Mental Health Jokes. I'll Lend it to you for a day & you can see her functions..." You've got your memory back. Dr. Geezer: "Nurse, please bring medicine from box 22 and put 3 drops in the patient's mouth." The patient repeated again, “Are my testicles black?” She gave him a deep look straight into the eyes, and he heard her slowly say, "You may not feel anything from the waist down." The Admiral threw him out also. Doctor "Young," who was positive that this old geezer didn't know beans about medicine, thought this would be a great opportunity to get $1,000. Then, he notices a patient similarly strolling about within the hospital fence.

A young Naval Officer was in a terrible car accident, but due to the heroics of the hospital staff the only permanent injury was the loss of one ear.

The patient just kept on asking again and again, “Are my testicles black?” Soon the nurse returned and said to the second man, "Congratulations, sir. and throws himself upon the ground, pulling out a short stick as he does. Dr. Young: "Aaagh! We’re just painting the corridor.”John and David were both patients in a Mental hospital. With a compass, the patient locates north and with a steel ruler, measures the precise length of the shadow cast by the stick. The man pulls off his oxygen mask, embarrassed at the fiasco says loudly enough, “Ma’am, Thanks but I still need to know 'Are my tests results back?’”Late in the night he regained consciousness. Doctor Young: "Oh no you don't, that's Gasoline!" Since he wasn’t physically impaired he remained in the military and eventually became an Admiral. "The man says, "I already know enough. He immediately order David to be discharged from the mental hospital as he is OK.

The Admiral was impressed and thought to himself, what an incredibly tactful Marine.

“Are you hurt?” she asks. “Do you notice anything different about me?” It's a robot actually, named 'Maria'.


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